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Dear old here was inspired by this deviation [link] and gave me 30 hilarious Star Wars-related jokes. God bless him.
So here goes, jokes (c) Tsoukis (and other contributors).

1. "I find your lack of bra...... disturbing"

2. "Another proof that women are attracted to powerful men.
Even if these powerful men are 12 inches tall.
Go figure"

3. "At last we shall reveal ourselves... to the paparazzi"

4. "And...and Sidious...he keeps calling me his Apprentice"!...
"Hush dear, the party guests are coming!"

5. "Έχω και speeder, πάμε μιά βόλτα;"

6. "He liked chicks with shiny cheeks"

7. "His relationship with a mere mortal was a double edged lightsaber."

8. "The Phantom Menace Redux: Jar-Jar OUT, Love interest IN."

9. "As long as you're happy, luv... But I'd never, ever, date a guy who uses more make-up than me"

10. "The movie was ok...The problem was the script...it needed more... polishing."
"You nailed it"

11. "Will you stop staring at my dress?"
"I can't help it!..It's a sith-through, hahaha, get it? Sith -through?"
"........"

12. "I'm feeling supersonic...give me Qui Gon Gin and tonic"

13. "I knew this movie would suck, I'm leaving.."
"Well I didn't Force you to come"

14. "Honey, forget Anakin, and kiss the mannequin!"

15. "Ήταν γνωστό το πάθος του Darth Maul για μεγαλύτερες γυναίκες"

16. "Honey, you're still in your bathrobe?? The wedding starts in thirty minutes"
"Now where are my goddamn cigars?"

17. "Now that is a weird lightsaber"
"That's my lipstick, silly!"

18. "Elena, υποπτεύομαι ότι με απατάς.."

19. "Look, I got a sign-up error message!"
"It means ~DarthMaul is already taken"

20. "I'm worried...what if these pictures leak on the internet?"
"Don't be silly, dear"

21. "If only we could stop making love to the Phantom Menace soundtrack"


22."Is this a put-on??"
"No, it's a futon!"

23. "And those damn critics... our movie... got just 63% on the tomatometer..."
"Darth,honey...ignore the internets... and focus on the fishnets!"

24. First... he was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force.
Now... just seduced.

25. "I have a bad feeling about this"

26. "I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to... bed. "

27. Maul: "Just blow a little more... to the left... left... that's it, thanx!... Is my eye red?"

28. "There was no purchase. I found him, I unwrapped the box, I put him on the bookshelf."

29. "Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts."

30. "The broad is dangerous. They all sense it, why can't you? "

31. "He was seduced by the Dark Bride in the Porsche"

32. "OMG!!! If we have sex I'm gonna fall in"
"Oops, I forgot I'm dating Darth Smaul..."